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Play as a sentient coffee machine in a dark comedy office game where every choice fuels productivity, panic, and workplace chaos.

Pre-release · Steam · App 4165240

I AM COFFEEE!

Crimson Cloud Games

Genres

CasualSimulation

Categories

Single-playerMouse Only OptionPlayable without Timed InputFamily Sharing

Player tags

SimulationCasualManagementDark ComedyComedyChoices MatterMultiple EndingsSingleplayerStory RichNarrativeFunny3DStylizedLife SimSatireDark Humor

Followers

3

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Wishlists est

30

Price

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Release

Coming soon

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Followers history

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